I SAY, I SAY LASS, I TOLD YOU THAT WAS A MIMIC YET YOU DIDN'T LISTEN--THAT SPELL IS 99 PERCENT ACCURATE AND THAT ONE PERCENT CHANCE THERE'S A GRIMOIR IS LIKE FINDING A NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK--NOW LOOK AT YOURSELF, YOU'RE GETTING EATEN ALIVE ALL BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LISTEN WHAT I SAY

NOW SEE HERE, I SAY SEE HERE, SON. YOU GOT AN ICE CUBE'S CHANCE IN A LOUISIANA SUMMER OF YOUR PAPPY EVER GIVIN' YOU YOUR HONOR BACK. SO KNOCK IT OFF WITH CHASIN' THE AVATAR AND START ASKIN' THAT THERE KNUCKLEHEAD YOU SEE IN THE MIRROR WHO HE IS AND WHAT HE WANTS OUTTA LIFE.

BOY, ARE YOU APROACH, I SAY ARE YOU APPROACHING ME? WHY YA GOIN’ AROUND A-VAMPIRIN’? A RICH BOY LIKE YOU WORKING NIGHTS?! THAT’S A JOKE SON! PAY ATTENTION TO ME BOY! I’M NOT JUST TALKIN’ TO HEAR MY HEAD ROAR! Boy’s about as sharp as all the breads he’s eaten in his lifetime.

As someone who used to fantasize what it would be like if my acting teacher got replaced by Foghorn Leghorn, this new meme is incredible

SON, I SAY, SON, WHAT IN TARNATION WERE YOU THINKIN? THAT VOLCARONA JUST GOT GREENER THAN A SPRING PASTURE, AND YOU GO AND HIT IT WITH DIRT? NOW THAT MOTH'S SET UP A QUIVER DANCE FASTER THAN A HENHOUSE FIRE. NEXT TIME, USE YOUR HEAD 'FORE YOU MAKE A FEATHERBRAIN MOVE LIKE THAT!

NOW SEE HERE, BOY! WHATCHA GOTTA UNDERSTAND IS THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF ONE'S BIRTH ARE IRRELEVANT. SEE, YOU BEEN GIVIN' A GIFT, BOY. AND THAT GIFT IS CALLED LIFE. NOW, WHAT YOU DO WITH THAT GIFT? WELL THAT RIGHT THERE DETERMINES WHO YA ARE, BOY!

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Sheldon and his Dad, staring at the stars]

“Isn’t it beautiful, son?”

“Beauty is subjective, but, yes. I suppose it’s beautifully bazinga.”

“Ever wonder how it all came to be? Me, your mother, you? Life itself”

Sheldon pauses for a moment.

“I may have a theory.”

in the cinema. straight up 'Joaquin it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My phoenix

I finished the Spyro 1 Any% speedrun tutorial! I hope it helps some people out with this great category! ^_^ posted below

No way am I going to fall for this trick, Hittler

Finished s2 of JJK

Been saying the entire time that Gojo holds the show back from being sick

I was right >:)

the guy singing “don’t stop me now” at karaoke just sang “200 degrees that’s why they call me mr family guy” and i can feel it burrowing into my grey matter like a parasite

Oh btw Ratchet runners have a skip for the Barlow race

This annoying ass race normally takes 2 min and 14 seconds

I did it in <20 seconds