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M🌍LLY

@YEMolly

Music. Animals. Nature. Food. Offensive Humor. Good Times. Staunch supporter of the Oxford comma. Keepin' it real since '79.

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calendar_today07-03-2009 01:50:57

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Long shot but anyone have 2 Fridays for sale? I have a Thursday for trade.
I’m sure I’m one of 80,000 people looking.

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Fuck every single person who is opposed to some type of universal healthcare. Good, working people having to use gofundme to pay for cancer treatments, etc. proves America sucks.
We can manage to pay for every goddamn war on the planet somehow but not healthcare? GTFO.

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Couldn’t get tickets to Lana Del Ray so I volunteered to check IDs at the venue so I could get in for free.

I thought Phish phans were hardco. Y’all, there have been people camped out here since yesterday at 10am. 😳
People flew to Mississippi from California ‘n shit. 😲

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I was following google maps to get to our hotel & they were in process of closing a road. A cop stopped our car to be a jerk. When I told him I was following the map, he said, “You need to find something other than a map to follow.” Like what? A crystal ball, mother fucker? 🙄

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Walked through that amazingly heart wrenching Holocaust memorial. 😭😭

Which reminded me what a garbage person Rosanne Barr was. Hope she rots in He!! with Hitler.

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Visited Boston for 1st time. Lovely city. Absolutely adore the accent. 🥰
But what in the actual fuck is up w/ the traffic & roads. You’d think 8 mil ppl lived here! 😳
Lanes just merge & end with no signs warning you of such. It’s an absolute cluster fuck of extreme proportions

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I can’t get enough of Neuty the nutria rat tailgating at the Saints game Sunday! What a sweet boy. Cutest Saints fan out there. 😍

I can’t get enough of Neuty the nutria rat tailgating at the Saints game Sunday! What a sweet boy. Cutest Saints fan out there. 😍
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There are wanted signs up for a homeless man who hangs around the office. Apparently he stood in front of a building nearby last week and jacked off in front of people walking out. 😳🙈
He was also caught having sex on a table with a prostitute in broad daylight last week. 😂

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I had a dream I went to go see one of the member’s of King Gizzard (which I’m not even a fan of) do a solo show at a small bar and I ran into Bill Maher there. Very random.

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Thanks to Garrett winning a contest, we get to have our fantasy draft in the superdome today! 😃🏈Sponsored by Coca Cola. Theyre feeding us & we get a few drink tickets. And “field activities,” whatever that means.

…but it’s a little early to draft. Getting ready now. 🥱

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My comment about Ticketmaster got me suspended. 😄
Just saying what everything thinks. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I don’t know why one of these lunatic mass shooters can’t walk into Ticketmaster headquarters instead of a school. 😒😒😒

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