If anyone else had STRONG PANTS FEELINGS about the Tennis Movie, I’d like to remind you that I wrote a book that also explored how fun it is when a man is sweaty and pent up and playing tennis.

Okay I LOVED the horny tennis Zendaya movie, who’s writing me the domestic fluff for when those three crazy kids work things out

Ways to say “I love you,” #634:

Me: I want to see the horny tennis Zendaya movie.

Mr Shep: I know you do.

the TL be like:

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mutual: i need to sexualize that old man

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fanart... oop never mind, it's AI

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most awful take ever conceived by man kind

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Writing a second chance romance was an adventure because the meet cute happened 15 years before the book opens.

Is there a term for that moment when the MCs reconnect in a second chance romance?

Twenty years ago today the surly, chain-smoking sailor from my Soviet Film elective finally took me out for a drink (I’d been wearing increasingly skimpy clothing for weeks). Today we can afford dinner too but I’m still just as starry-eyed.

US friends!! MY VAMPIRE PLUS-ONE is now available to request for free on NetGalley 😍 I hope you enjoy reading about my disasterpants trashcan son even half as much as I loved writing his story 😍 🧛 (it has a lot of Muppet references too)

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Hi hello if you are in a preordering mood today you can preorder through Book People and get this amazing print by 🔥 SelunchenDraws 🔥 with your signed, personalized copy of NO ONE DOES IT LIKE YOU.

More to come on the art, the turkey, the fanfic-within-fiction inception of this book!

It’s B&N pre-order sale time, and I have two books eligible for 25% off!

A WEREWOLF'S GUIDE TO SEDUCING A VAMPIRE is a fantasy rom-com publishing in Aug and SERVANT OF EARTH is the first book in a dark and sexy Fae romantasy series coming in Nov.

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🔥Oh it’s on!! Just in time to snag my young adult fantasy TO A DARKER SHORE before its release in two weeks on April 30th, and to snag those preorder gifts we revealed yesterday for my adult romcom debut MY KIND OF TROUBLE. All at 25-35% off for members (there's a free option!)

PREORDER SALE ALERT 😍

From 4/17 to 4/19, the second book in my HURRICANE WARS trilogy #AMonsoonRising is 25% off in all formats for B&N premium and rewards members, with an additional 10% off for premium members! Use code PREORDER25 at checkout 💖🌩️

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Inky noooo those were for vibes

COVER REVEAL!

It’s here! The cover of my next book, TEMPLE OF SWOON! I was so fortunate to work with Camis & Bebis 🇵🇸 🍉 and designer @goodyoneshoe. TEMPLE OF SWOON comes out January 7, 2025, with @Berkleyromance and is available for preorder now. See the link in my bio.

COVER REVEAL!

I’m thrilled to share the cover of FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY, releasing Jan 7 2025 from berkleyromance Berkley Publishing!

Thank you Alterlier.eth for creating such a beautiful cover beyond my wildest dreams!

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Preorders are live! penguinrandomhouse.com/books/754980/f…

Thank you People for covering the inspiration behind my debut novel! people.com/mary-steenburg…

Totality!!

Which Persuasion adaptation is best? I’ve got a fever and the only prescription is Jane Austen.

I (34M) took on this home renovation project to win back my ex-wife (34F). My movie-star ex-bf (26M) and his delusional fangirls (19F, 20F, 18F, 18F, 23F) just showed up to “help.” I told them to scram but my wife thinks they’re charming. AITA?