I'm in London and an Underground staff member just admired my Watermelon jumper. I promptly reported her, and thankfully, she's been sacked.

I’m blocked by Dale, but someone should probably tell him that gender re-assignment is entirely legal in Iran.

Obviously many issues with the Islamic republic, including on lgbt rights, but it’s mildly amusing that some in the U.K. would consider a fatwa by Khomeini ‘woke’.

These are two of the greatest sentences ever written in the English language

Galloway is such a gigantic freak. What the fuck is this shit?

Just remembered the time I combed my hair all neat after a shower and some youngfella stopped his bike at the bus stop specifically to say howya Dracula. Never change Dublin.

Sancho has been outstanding, Darren Fletcher is right

Fullkrug should have a hat trick by now

Steven Fielding Plashing Vole Is it possible I was just right in the first place, rather than someone in Keir Starmer's office deliberately trashing Labour's entire policy officer to prove me right for some reason.

Seems like the first option is more plausible?

If they have your word they're fucked so.

Rudiger and Sane talking to each other with their mouths covered lmao. Can't be letting those secrets out.

Sad she's had to call an end. I hope the last year has been great for her and her career will continue to fulfill her.

I would definitely support a no-cursing day. Fucking great idea.

Someone once attempted to propose to me and I once shouted Get the fuck up now you look like you’re gonna propose ffs. These events occurred at the same time.
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What moment, 18 year old John O’Sullivan making his league debut for Shamrock Rovers FC so proud of you buddy 💚☘️ #ringsendrover

I'd love to be a university president. You can just get paid hundreds of thousands a year to say stupid shit and show no discernible ability.

Palestinian students at Otto von Guericke University in Magdeburg, Germany received an email from the school that they’ve been recategorized as “stateless” due to governmental “changes in the statistical requirements.”

Germany no longer recognizes Palestinian as a nationality.

This is the same jurisdictional basis used for Afghanistan, Myanmar and Ukraine. The US even praised the ICC for its arrest warrant for Putin. The idea that it was invented just to “go after Israel” simply is not true

Saw Cristiano Ronaldo in the supermarket:

Iceland are amazing 🇮🇸