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josie dillweed 🐾🍨πŸͺ«

@YourAuntieJD

you can call me josie if I like you. non-binary poet ♏️♐️♉️ love nerd & himbo. just assume I’m flirting. the moon is my wife πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸŒ•πŸ¦‚

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you have all strayed so far from the path of righteousness not a soul alive deserves to even glance upon the visage of a service worker

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I’m so happy I stopped being a lawyer and started working in an ice cream shop with a bunch of art school graduates one of my new friends just got a job in production with a publishing house and I’m so happy for them

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top five pizza shops in the city of minneapolis? (DO NOT COME AT ME WITH SHOPS IN SAINT PAUL UNLESS THEY ARE IN BOTH CITIES YOU SLIME)

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taking a little nap in my car between one work and other work because there isn’t enough time to both go home and nap we love our sleepy girl don’t we folks

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y’all I know I’m late and also being a buzz kill but it’s not β€œlemonade that kills you” it’s β€œunlabeled stimulants at the salad store”

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I dont actually think it is too much to ask to receive an email informing me that my submission was been rejected I shouldn’t find out I didn’t win a book prize by the winner randomly appearing in my twitter feed

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no it’s actually really funny and charming that I used to sass judges in court and win cases but I am intimidated by my crush when they look extra cute

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people think non-monogamy is all about sex but actually it’s about figuring out how many baddies will let me be incredibly annoying in their company

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β€œHey bro brother man do you have a cigarette?” ok so you think I’m a guy but like a hot guy (smoking is hot I’m sorry)

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I really said today in workshop that I’m trying to apply food science principles to my poems and approaching them like recipes so I didn’t get less pretentious from growing up or transitioning in case you were wondering

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