i love rap beef man

graham norton should have me on id be great on there

“i always keep a heater pointed at my bidet” - Andre Agony

AI this, AI that……

A……..I need to see them titties

How sweet! The one week old bat-eared fox kit is progressing well with bottle feeding. He sleeps a lot, which is normal, and makes adorable vocalizations when it’s feeding time!

i’m the guy who rebranded price gouging as “surge pricing” and my economics professor wrote me an email showering me with praise. my ethics professor named me and my accomplishments personally in his su*cide note but u can’t have light without darkness baby yin and yang

hillary barbie

Fritz walking with confidence!

really hoping 2024 is the year i lose my virginity

hey
girls

i’m a cunt

whenever i see new jersey’s own kirsten dunst doing literally anything

no one:

Juliet:

Conan O' Brien showing up to the Hot Ones set:

At no point in this video from the Jimmy Buffett tribute at the Hollywood Bowl can you possibly predict who they will show next

so funny we have to keep getting updates on j.k. rowling's stagnant transphobia as if she's a current figure of note. imagine if every week the wsj had an article reconfirming that the baha men wanna bring back the r word