oj's new friend

lady is selling a unique document from the 1800s; she's asking $1,500

rick: i'll give you 50 bucks

lady: 50? even though it's a one-of-a-kind?

rick: i have a yard full of rocks that are one-of-a-kind. 50 bucks

lady: okay

have you ever driven 5+ hrs with an infant in the back seat who becomes irritable and watched in the rearview mirror as your adult daughter calms him by softly singing the same lullabies her mom sang to comfort her when she was a baby?

i did today, and it melted my heart

our favorite lyrical throwdown these days:

'if you're happy and you know it (clap your hands)' 👏

she's feeding 13 people today

year 2075

she is busy this morning preparing fake easter eggs filled with goodies to hide around the house tomorrow for the kids

(our kids are age 27 & 25)

just leaving pigwich in kansas city. we hated it!

i intentionally made no effort to win a wsop circuit ring last year because i had a gut feel that the tourney of champions would inconveniently be played in los angeles

me (boomer text): we need to have a quick chat so I can explain this complex situation to you

them (genx, milennials, genz): can you just text it?

me: <flips over 250 lb wooden office desk>

who had $49 million in losses on revenues of $3.4 million?

a. gus hansen, full tilt poker
b. guy laliberte, full tilt poker
c. trump media, 2023

i'm home with one leg draped over the recliner chair arm, watching women's ncaa bb, and get this text:

went to the paint store yesterday; i was the only customer. two guys working were busy watching march madness. no friendly greetings, no acknowledgment, nothing. so i grabbed 2 cans of primer & left without paying

j/k, i watched it with them & got a 'not-an-asshole' 5% discount

chow-nap

this is bad, but that senior dude lost his mind jumping into the middle of this fray