Reminder that my fringe show is on sale 💖🔥🔥🔥🔥🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

🎉 Have I Got News For You tonight 9pm 🎉

I WAS HACKED WTF HELP, HELP ME

Prediction:

Leverkusen 0 - 2 West Ham.

Alonso is a bald fraud, hasn't had to play anything like Moyes tactics before.

The answer is, don't ignore, engage. Understand why your friend with Parkinson's might be tetchy, miserable, late, may have missed a bit shaving. Understand their entrenched fear of disappearing from view. Ask them the simple question 'So how have you been?' And listen....

Tickled me!

TONIGHT

Can vouch for ✿ ☻. Great writer, dead versatile, funny, smart and a cool person. WFH shouldn’t be an issue at all these days if you’re after someone talented👇🏽

An absolute honour to have Bob and Miles on the podcast - you have to listen to hear Bob's story about the Queen meeting Eric Clapton it's world class 👌🏻

👹 RAGE PAGE 👹 | PATREON EP5 IS OUT NOW!

patreon.com/GAPM

TONIGHT

We tried to ban him but he showed us the poppy he carved into his chest and we had to respect

In fact here's an entire 60 seconds long video (by me + a very talented editor) detailing some of what makes him so good/interesting youtube.com/shorts/tEK3c2D…

I take it sadiq Khan is celebrating 'Eid' and not Christmas today then.... 🤔🤔🙄🙄

Tomorrow evening in KING'S CROSS CAPITAL OF UK

THE DEVIL'S CANE

Shit’s really gonna hit the fan now middle class people are affected.

Just seen a comedian called Limmy at Rockerfellas in Benidorm not for the easily offended but genuinely nice down to earth guy found out my dad used to be Navy and bought him drinks

Tomorrow evening in KING'S CROSS CAPITAL OF UK