Donald Trump is finding out that although the wheels of justice may grind slow, they also grind exceedingly fine. Do the crime, do the time.

Video about to drop.

Fifty minutes of sobbing because somebody thinks I look like a bloke, an appeal for donations to my facial feminisation surgery, and a finale in which I compare myself to Rosa Parks and Simon Wiesenthal.

That is all.

Apparently ‘Trevor’ has proof that the UK government impose debt on Scotland in GERS.

But his proof, that he’s apparently already provided, is a seekwet.

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

A proposed Big Brother spin off on ITV will see 16 Gender Critical women put in a house & told that one of them is transgender, though none of them are. Once a week they get the chance to evict a housemate.

‘We can always tell’ will be hosted by Lorraine Kelly.

Stick a fork in her, she’s done.

This is something Humza Yousaf could provide immediately. He could instruct HQ to send all emails on SNP server to the Inquiry.

Remember: back in October Yousaf said he has asked officials to do an urgent review to ensure records were kept properly. Was he told records had been deleted? if so, why didn't he tell us and what disciplinary action has he asked for?

Nat inadvertently makes the case for Thatcherism

He won’t…

But by Christ I will.

If this doesn’t scare the bejesus out of you then you:

A - Don’t understand it
B - Err that’s it.

Can’t wait for the general election next year…

Why is Ross Greer disowning his own manifesto?

There are two theories about who 29 year old Charlotte Owen got her peerage.

One that Johnson was sleeping with her, he has a type (Blonde) and form so is plausible.

The other that she is his daughter, looking at this picture (her hair and eyes) that is plausible too...

18 months later, still one of my all-time favourite front-pages.

What a bizarre thing to do.

Lol looks like @DimRideout has been suspended for, get this, impersonation!

Tim Rideout must have complained about people thinking a Dim version of himself was the real one.

That really says it all.

Hey Master of Malt can you settle an argument.

As a whisky dealer where a customer is outside of the UK you have the right to drawback excise duty on a bottle of whisky.

You may not do it on all purchases but you have that right don’t you?

Traquir Senator Mark Daly No problem Traquir I’m on it!

I’ll vote for a monster because deep down I like where the monster is going.