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Claire Penis

@ZeroSuitCamus

I’m the only one who thinks The Pyramids are normal

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Oh sick, I forgot I put $2 on “Drew Carey forcefemmed by concert visuals” on a gambling website and apparently now I’m up $600,000,000

Oh sick, I forgot I put $2 on “Drew Carey forcefemmed by concert visuals” on a gambling website and apparently now I’m up $600,000,000
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i don’t have insurance of any kind so anything helps at this point i was recommended to an ophthalmologist because my actual eye is still swelling and they’re pretty sure i have a deep cut in my eye from my assaulters ring gofund.me/0f07e99f

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April Clark(@autogynefiles) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Pull up your bootstraps, kid. Because maybe while youre down there, you’ll find some money. And that’s the american dream: Finding $20 on the ground

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Claire Penis(@ZeroSuitCamus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Incredible decision by the cameraman to immediately pan over to a sign that undercuts the point you’re trying to make lol

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If my husband posted a picture/video of me online and called me “brave” in the caption for any reason I would be furious lol

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