successfully put on fake nails, painted my toes, & had a very much needed/informative therapy session today: the literal highlight of my week 🫧

Gentle Reminder:

me when i hit my limit n go non verbal

that’s a real ass boyfriend, they a team fr

Controversial opinion: the night before a day off is better than the actual day itself.

when we address this as casual homophobia we get called weird and told to stay out of women’s business lol

I think that “consensual sex” is a tautology. It’s simply sex. If it isn’t consensual that’s not sex. It’s assault. It’s rape.

me with passionfruit by drake

I’m trying to heal a wound on my face without leaving a scar and my dermatologist said that the best thing I can do is to massage or use a pulsating device on the area to increase blood flow. So now my daily skincare routine consists of moisturizer, retinol, and a bullet vibrator

'This barbie hates cops'
Seen in Brooklyn, New York

The more you love yourself, the more you'll detach from the things that don't love you.

this lizzo lawsuit has solidified that i will never get a tattoo that references a celebrity or their music/book/etc unless that person is dead and can’t screw up horribly lmao

i apparently was so drunk last night that i used my boyfriend’s chest to eat chips off of as well as feed some to him 😭😭😭😂 and they say love isn’t real

i hate roaches as much as anyone else but the desire to torture small insects…very strange!

i h8 when something happens to my car, i’m just a girl 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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There's gotta be another way.

literally