Good night 😘

i hope you have someone to rest your cheek on and be quiet with when you want to be comforted but not talk about it

I just received my new body pillow so I’ve fully morphed into a strong independent white woman who needs to wrap my body around something cozy and dependable when I sleep.

good evening to the mountain movers and the mountain movers only

The people that get my humor are super fucked up and I like it.

i think about singing to you all the time though

I regret it all. Every last person who abused my pure heart. Still, fuck you.

I don't regret the love I gave to those who didn't give it back. they needed it and I hope it helped them heal.

but also, respectfully, fuck you.

More sky pics. Don't hate me.

I like that if I move my foot in slightly the wrong way my ankle and foot cramp up. Great design, the human body.

People who never call in sick are still up at midnight thinking of how they’d call in sick if they had the kahonas.

Just watched my child pour the milk into the bowl before the cereal and now I gotta sleep with one eye open.

I don’t know who invented the typing bubbles but I appreciate them because it keeps me quieter than I would otherwise be if I didn’t think you were about to say something.

Spring is here and that means baby spiders are hatching all around your house, sweet dreams.

I’m a sucker for a good sunset, the beauty is not lost on me

Idk what “casual” means bc if I like you I wanna talk with you everyday this is so dumb feelings are dumb😭

Just once I'd love to see someone's pants catch on fire.

just spread a thick layer of vanilla ice cream between two toasted waffles and am eating it in bed while watching hockey I’d say I’m doing life right

17: My friend will be here in 5 minutes.

Me: I’ll go in my room.

17: You can say hi to him.

Me: It’s ok.

17: I’m not really that embarrassed of you.

Me: Okay but I just don’t want to put pants on.

17: Go to your room.

“We hope this email finds you well.”

The email finding us.