Just occurred to me, a charter is worth 1/2 of an F-35. Before it’s wadded up in South Carolina I mean, not after.

Thanks Steve Luvender. My trophy for all my hard work really brings the room together and compliments the year-round nativity scene display nicely

We’ve just seen the first and last of its kind, or the first and every subsequent martinsville race of its kind.

Didn’t want to wreck him. Lol. Most drivers can drive with their rear wheels on somebody’s hood.

I guess since everybody else is, I’ll go ahead and give an opinion too.

I really believe my dogs have the best haircuts in the whole world.

That finish was WAYYYYY better than the sound coming from the booth

Raise hell praise Darrell

There’ll never be another Bob Pockrass. ever. Best in the business

This tweet ain’t doing the numbers like it should be.

Look no further, we now have an automated Bob for all those pressing questions.

Want to know:

Lights? COVERED

Will it rain? HE GOTS YOU

Lights? ASK AWAY

Why 3pm start times? YES

Why run single lugs?
ANSWERS ON THE WAY

Lights? HES YOUR MAN

Lightning caution so the fans don’t get struck by lighting

Fans stay at their seats

Probably a good call. For safety

Wonder how much longer Bill Elliott waits before he says hand over that license

What you guys want to do? Pit for tires or stay out to keep our track position?

We should do this every week

Anybody that’s seen two beagles hung up knows the reference.

It can’t be. Can it be? It can’t be naw.