Patron of the Butcher House(@_Mac_book_pro_) 's Twitter Profileg
Patron of the Butcher House

@_Mac_book_pro_

You so sick of eating shrimps with the whimps why don’t you come eat lobster with a monster

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calendar_today15-04-2018 12:20:11

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DOUBLECHECK(@Dimi2X) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Normgroids think Jeremy is funny and incoherent or whatever, but what he says here makes perfect sense to me and it further convinces of his good character

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CharlieIntel(@charlieINTEL) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The upcoming Cheech & Chong MW3 & Warzone Operator Bundle has a weapon tracer that will turn enemies into joints.

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Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer(@dyingscribe) 's Twitter Profile Photo

He liberated the Fremen, is what he did!

He was Lisan Al Giab, Duke of Arrakis, The Voice of the Outer World, and in this sietch Paul Muad’dib Atreides is a hero.

He liberated the Fremen, is what he did! He was Lisan Al Giab, Duke of Arrakis, The Voice of the Outer World, and in this sietch Paul Muad’dib Atreides is a hero.
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Pirate Posting πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ(@pirate_posting) 's Twitter Profile Photo

*waves crash*
ye be listening to
*cannon fire noise*
102.3
*coins clinking*
Pirate FM
*captain laughs*
Where we play nothing but shanties, shanties and more shanties
*YAAAAAARRRGHHHH*
This isn’t your average lubber’s radio
*Nathan Evans - Wellerman starts playing*

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kadeem alford(@kadeem1111) 's Twitter Profile Photo

im also a dark mage however i wasn't trained in the ways of a dark mage. however my dark magic pretty darn strong that what makes me who i am

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π•Ύπ–•π–†π–ˆπ–Šπ–Œπ–‘π–Žπ–‰π–Š_π–˜π–‘π–†π–›π–Š(@jarta_revenge) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Black bird, black moon
Black sky, black light
Black, everything black
Black heart
Black Keys, black diamonds
Black out, black, everything black
Black, everything, everything
Black, everything, everything
Black, everything, everything
Black, everything, everything black 🐭🏹🐭🏹🐭

Black bird, black moon Black sky, black light Black, everything black Black heart Black Keys, black diamonds Black out, black, everything black Black, everything, everything Black, everything, everything Black, everything, everything Black, everything, everything black 🐭🏹🐭🏹🐭
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Piss Tinkle aka Father Pissmas(@kurtkurtkurtkoe) 's Twitter Profile Photo

imagine gettin in an argument with someone and they post a realistic video of you blowing a horse because you posted one picture of your full body one time

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