Despondent Gary Barlow be like:

Today this could be, the shittest day of our lives (8)

Rangers v Hearts

Excuse the hole in the middle mugging me off but this is a display of optimum butter and marmite lathering

Why is Joe Hart taking the 5th penalty hahaha

Very pleasant to experience this flush chain yesterday

Trying to go about my day but I just can't stop thinking about how thick Alan Sugar is

Alan Partridge Friday BBC -1 What the hell was that. Not funny. Lead Balloon. Am I missing the point ?

When those Peleton cleats click into place

Can we get some Eff Yeahs up in this Peleton suite 🙌

Dean Windass, Paul Merson and Matt Le Tissier all coming round mine for a 420 CBD gummy blow out

Door to door CBD gummy salesman

About last night thennn 😭 if you saw me in town, no you didnttt x defo shouldn't have that Friday feeling today but I actually do what the actual f 😏🙌

Four Lads On Teams

Yes girl any plans for 420 🌬️ come mine and let's get a bit forgetfulll ;) hazy times 🙌

A pigeon just tried to frogsplash me