yeah i’m sure

they should invent a good thing that happens to me

my bf put a mario sticker on the back of his phone and i asked him wyd if a girl comes up to u saying “omg heeey i looove mario 🤩” (thinking “i already found my princess peach”) why did he reply “ill say ‘bitch you look like wario’” . 😭

just showed this to my bf as a social media overlap test and he didn’t get it, i’m so embarrassed

“it’s nothing to write home about” is the craziest way to call something mid it makes me gasp every time

oh how much id learn …..

how it feels finding out things don’t ship to your country

idk if i can keep watching the sopranos due to the sheer pain and grief i feel for my poor sis carmela

It's wild how much I expect two ibuprofen to fix in my life and even wilder how much it succeeds at doing so