If you've got ADHD don't forget to have a burger for dinner to piss off Joe Wicks

I took a sleeping pill on a long-haul and the person sat next to me almost knocked it out my hand and told me I shouldn’t take it because what if the plane goes down and I’m asleep?? bitch I’d rather be asleep what am I gonna do take the wheel???

If you are a school with children diagnosed or suspected/on pathway to diagnosis and Joe Wicks approaches you to participate in #PEwithjoe avoid. You have a safeguarding duty to protect children from people like him #edutwitter #ADHD
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I’ve had my license 5 years and I just parked my car straight in my driveway in one go for the first time and you best believe I saved that shit from my ring doorbell

What the fuck is wrong with you?! One of my friends is fucking DEAD and instead of letting us mourn in private you plaster their face to MILLIONS of people. YOU are the reason he died. And you are actually hurting the ONLY people who supported him. You are all murderers.

I can’t use Face ID because it doesn’t recognise me since I had septoplasty and I just accidentally turned on Stolen Device Protection am done with today 🥲

Normalise nap breaks

I’ve just been offered a ‘great PR opportunity’ to speak at an event attended by some of the biggest UK brands, where tickets range between £700 to £1400, FOR FREE. I am 20 years into my career, have written five books and won awards for my work - when will this nonsense stop?

USA friends - we’re doing a giveaway on LinkedIn!! Super excited that our friends at ExpressVPN have donated AirCove routers for us to give away to raise awareness of The Cyber Helpline’s move to provide victims of cybercrime in the USA with free, expert help from the cybersecurity…

USA friends - we’re doing a giveaway on LinkedIn!! Super excited that our friends at ExpressVPN have donated AirCove routers for us to give away to raise awareness of The Cyber Helpline’s move to provide victims of cybercrime in the USA with free, expert help from the cybersecurity…

Ninety. Seven. That’s how many assault allegations All Time Low has. Their music is not so good that you can ignore NINETY SEVEN people saying they’ve made them feel unsafe.

JK Rowling has used her personal and financial ties to support famous men accused of abuse and/or rape for years.

For the reasons below, J.K. Rowling is not a good advocate for feminism, women™, or domestic violence victims.

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For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

Ian McKellen tells Olly Alexander 'all gay men should be trans allies' thepinknews.com/2021/02/26/ian…

The new blue lucozade has changed my life no exaggeration

Ok it’s been 5 minutes and I’ve realised how reliant I am on Apple for every aspect of my life I don’t know what to do other than stare at the ceiling