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Nixon’s microchip

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leader of the Roundhouse Kick Migrants To Africa Party

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If ET was any indication of real world demographics, vaginas wouldn’t even exist.

It’s 90% men, 9% trans women, and 1% sex bots.

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'Small government' is just a loudspeaker for 'I don't have any philosophical beliefs, I just believe in whatever politics has the best marketing'

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Swedish public broadcaster SVT has published an article about mewing.

I'm lowering my tongue. The joke isn't funny anymore.

Swedish public broadcaster SVT has published an article about mewing. I'm lowering my tongue. The joke isn't funny anymore.
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Lecterns reflect the Premiership.

Boris’ lectern is bold and strong, but full of rot and looks funny at the top.
Lizzy’s lectern is strange, unstable, and poorly made.
Rishi’s lectern is bland, boring, and spineless.

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Russians have been disillusioned with both communism and republicanism. The only solution is to reinstate the monarchy and occupy Russia to guarantee independent democratic institutions.

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Our founding fathers wanted the primaries to start in Iowa and New Hampshire. Changing the starting state is treason.

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