the zuck redemption arc is so awesome man dudes glowing

Absolutely no one is driving shareholder value today

Just found out that the National Championship doesn’t tip off until 9:20 on a school night

Dawn Staley to the crowd:

'I want to personally thank Caitlin Clark for lifting up our sport. She carried a heavy load for our sport... She's gonna lift that league [WNBA] up... You are one of the GOATs of our game and we appreciate you.”

Super classy 👏

Sending the amber alert after the earthquake memes are already stale is very build back better

I AM FINE

earthquake on a Friday is a fuego reason to check on you ex

WAS THAT AN EARTHQUAKE??!! in NYC???

the intellectual left vs right debate of our era. like watching the great philosophers of Athens argue in the agora

I fully support my friend Andrew Huberman Andrew D. Huberman, Ph.D. and his diabolical mission to ruin everyone's life by getting us to live healthy. 💪

Huberman has game, moving on

Ruth Gottesman, the widow of a billionaire financier, donated $1 billion to cover tuition for students at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine in the Bronx, New York.

if you’re in film school i suggest you pivot to plumbing

Happy Valentine's Day.

Enormous quality of life upgrade!

Monday morning emergency leadership meeting with the Senior Director of Marketing at Temu who was supposed to wire $8M for 1 Super Bowl ad and accidentally wired $80M for 10 Super Bowl ads:

Me introducing my Bushwick friend to my Murray Hill friend