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no because this is literally Jupiter in Gemini 😂

Geminis, Virgos, air signs, 3rd Housers

this is sooo Mercury Rx in Aries answering to Mars in Pisces conjunct Saturn

no Gemini should ever have to sign an NDA. that's just unreasonable and, frankly, cruel

Mutable sign wisdom is realising that there are two sides to every coin, reality is not simple, even truth is not simple, truth is complicated and contains layers and layers of nuance and subtlety, nothing is pure, everything is a blend, two things can be true at the same time.

oh you felt the earthquake in nyc? should we throw a party? should we invite lady gaga?

omg a 9.9 Motherquake on the cunter scale…..

look...when I said eclipse season was gonna shake things up, I didn't mean it literally 😭

...that was an earthquake, wasn't it? lmao

sharks today im asking for $6000 to get an iced oat latte every morning for a week straight

treated myself to a reading from Kirah last year when I was absolutely Going Through It, and let me tell you...best investment I've ever made. her wisdom has steered me through a season of complete and utter upheaval. I'm indebted, truly.

love urself and book with her! ⬇️

this is the only correct reaction