Time has not been kind; I was thin once & had hair. Propped up in GAY bar with an alcopop circa 2003. Reeking of Joop & Poppers, if you strain close enough you’ll hear Rachel Stevens blasting out. Jeremy Joseph G-A-Y

Lovely to see my favourite Tory hunk Cllr Ben Bradley MP today. Thank you being a good sport Ben & not going ahead with the harassment warning.

2021 me vs 2022 me. Clean living & sober. I know not many people will see this but thank you for your support.

How many likes can I get for my nan on New Years Eve pictured in front of her crockery collection?

Congratulations to Tony Blair on his #NewYearsHonour joining some of Britain’s most respected names; Rolf Harris, Jimmy Saville & Stuart Hall. & let’s not forget the honorary knighthood Robert Mugabe received. Surely it’s only a matter of time before Rose West is made a Dame?

It’s another fairly grim morning on here so breaking up your timeline with Sweep singing Nessun Dorma on Stars in Their Eyes

Here it is #Lovers ! My SLOW / LOVE TO LOVE YOU BABY mash up for BFC #fashionawards2021 ❤️❤️❤️ All love to @GiorgioMoroder & Queen #DonnaSummer Kylie.lnk.to/SlowLiveTW

DISCO: Guest List Edition is out now ✨🚀 I absolutely loved being able to add to the DISCO album with the help of these AMAAAAZING artists!!! Thank you always and forever Jessie Ware Years & Years Gloria Gaynor and DUA LIPA 💖💜❤️💗 Kylie.lnk.to/DiscoGuestList…

#halloween2021 Kylie Minogue #KylieFever20

SINITTA!!!!!!!!!!

So this is tonight’s ‘look’ yeah? All the kids are wearing it. 42? I could easily pass for 22 (if you’ve got really bad cataracts & mental health issues)…

Reason 1679 why I’m still single. 👇🏻👟💡🕺🏼

Looking forward to Cheer Up tonight! I need a Sinitta 16 photo to go with my collection! PWL The Hit Factory #StockAitkenWaterman #PWL

My great aunt Betty waiting for her Covid booster jab with her bingo pal, Joan. Get vaccinated! #COVID19 #CovidVaccine

My Nan has had her booster jab. Has yours? #COVID19 #vaccination

You never hear poor people moaning about pronouns, they’ve got enough to deal with - it’s always the middle class who really haven’t got anything else to worry about. #InternationalPronounsDay

I can’t quite put my finger on it but I think my favourite albums of all time might be saying something about me? 🤔 #NationalAlbumDay

My nan won a trophy at the care home last night for her basket weaving. Bless her. She was buzzing.