It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine…

not taylor nation saying fight with your man before this album comes out

taylor playing eyes open is my villain origin story

nyx is not the affordable drugstore girly she used to be. why did i just pay $12 for an eyeliner that used to cost at most $5 and it doesn’t even work as well because they’ve changed the formula 😭

taylor you insane woman. red herring. you always have the perfect set up.

y’all can not tell me blondie didn’t write suburban legends within the past year

this feels insane. lover came out the day i moved into college freshman year and somehow on the 4 year anniversary i’m a professor at that same college getting a masters in english. time doesn’t exist

i wonder if my neighbor knows that i have written 3 poems this week about how i’ve decided (with no proof) that he murdered his wife (who i’m not even sure is dead)

I GOT MY TICKETS FOR INDY

watching live videos of long live waiting until ticketmaster decides my mood for the next year

taylor emails are going out and i haven’t gotten one yet i literally cannot breathe

i will never get over the exile and evermore performances

i have a core memory surrounding each of these songs im sick of the blonde lady

you’re on your own kid should’ve been on the setlist

mentally planning my outfit for taylor’s indy dates even though i am 8 hours away, don’t have tickets and don’t drive because nothing will stop me from hearing long live in person

crying because she’s playing maroon and i’m not there when it should’ve been on the setlist the whole time

her speech before i can see you made me think she was playing a debut deep cut and i couldn’t breathe

i will survive tonight as long as the crazy blonde lady doesn’t play mary’s song

It’s a cruel summer with you. ☀️🫶

📸: John Shearer

as a girl, i don’t belong in the work place. i belong at the eras tour.