fuck twitter and elon musk, bye friends.

ain’t no way it’s already friday

when will they stop making fast and furious movies

today's vibe

meanwhile my bf is gonna be bob ross and i’m gonna be a canvas for halloween

they did a really good job at making harry ugly as fuck in don’t worry darling

okay fine i’ll admit it: i stalk you all on snap maps

my penis is a feminist the way it sticks up for women

i love reposting celebrities photos on instagram as if i am friends with them

no bigger struggle than to figure out what song i will play at starbucks when the baristas give me my drink

i am not an “oh babe you shouldn’t have” kind of person. i will take your gift, regardless of what you spent, with no guilt xoxo

pepsi and coke taste the same

remember when youtube rewind was a thing

we’ve only been graduated for a year and you’re already working for a pyramid scheme??

i have lost all trust in our government. FUCK THIS

oh you say you’re hygienic? show me what your airpods look like right now

i deleted tik tok a month ago but now i’m turning into that person who watches instagram reels and i hate myself for it

i am in fact like other girls, just fatter

nothing describes the weekend more than my dad making everyone watch BBQ pitmasters

april 1 is gonna come and he’s gonna be like “lol april fools guys”