It's in no way concerning that a former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom needed three attempts to successfully hold up the cover of a book:

What happens? Surfers go on knife-wielding rampages?

In the ongoing news today regarding the ME, let's not lose sight of the fact that various agitators on here used the horrific killings in Sydney as yet another reason to double down on 'Islamists'. Some have deleted their posts. Many have not.

Sooner or later these superstitious idiot arguing over religion are going to get us all killed.

That's weird. Braverman said she'd seen loads of food.

theguardian.com/world/2024/apr…

Ben Houchen Have the private developers matched the £560M public funding (plus the £45M they received in dividends & payments) yet?

Not really a private / public partnership if only the public ‘partner’ pays, is it? 🤔

Taking absurdity to ever higher levels.

My name is Count Binface, intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons from Planet Sigma IX, Lovejoy fan, London mayor candidate, and expert form-filler.

A village is missing its idiot

Gove’s “extremism” definition: I’m genuinely struggling to see how Tory asylum policy doesn’t meet (1), or how its effects on already wound-up racists don’t meet (3)

Was thinking the exact same thing. And for Gove to say it wouldn't count because it wasn't ideological? What a joke.

Part 1, where 30p Lee talks incoherent nonsense about kids in schools, then calls out the <checks notes> party he was deputy chair of two months ago for failing on public services.

Having joined a party that will cut public services EVEN MORE if they were ever in power.

They had to use Klopp in the Arsenal photo as they never won the Champions League before 😂😂

It’s not your country. It’s all of ours.

EXCL: The Conservative party’s biggest donor said looking at Diane Abbott makes you “want to hate all black women” and the MP “should be shot” - by ⁦Rowena Mason⁩ ⁦matthew weaver⁩ ⁦Henry Dyer⁩ theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

Shittest deadline day transfer ever

Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing.

Quelle surprise, the usual people are getting upset over memorials...but oddly this time they're upset there's going to be a new war memorial.

Keep the statues, don't trash the statues, keep off the statues, don't build any new statues...it's exhausting trying to keep up

Finally recognition that nearly everyone is struggling.

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The Liverpool end at Wembley strikes up a chant of 'fuck the Tories' and the Chelsea end fights back with a chant of, er, 'fuck the Tories'. Look away now prime minister