has anyone actually received an insurance reimbursement for therapy or is that just an urban legend

I’m soo grateful to have been bullied growing up, I fully credit w my ability to be a normal functioning adult. every day I meet ppl where I’m like damn you should have been bullied just a little bit harder

currently stomping thru rich ppl’s shrubs because I made the mistake of walking in brentwood

in a doctors waiting room. receptionist whose mask is hanging around his chin just yelled at me to put a mask on. wanted to say, if I dangle it from my ear, does that count?

good enough

people in LA are always like “i’m an actor”

why must god give his coolest furniture to his flakiest fb marketplace sellers

I think the adulation for the song Jolene is a bit excessive.

deleting the line 'please let me know if this sounds dumb' in an email to a recommender for a research funding grant...is this what it feels like to be a man

Will said I look like adam sandler with a wolf cut 😭

bruh