I like Doctor Who and football, and this was bollocks.

That’s one hell of a last line.

Quite a good day for Labour supporting Villa fans.

The irony is of course, The Wire was pretty realistic. Now if she’d have said Terry & June.

“After jitters last night….?”

Seriously? Apologise for tweeting out a lot of utter fact free bollocks last night

Cry more, racists.

PMSL

Pretty much everyone who isn’t a twat?

Well these look a lot better than…others I’ve seen.

“it is clear tonight..”

1pm BBC news still reporting “evidence that London closer than expected” despite literally zero evidence - now or at any point over past 24hrs

But the Tories might have taken London guys.

Did Richard III write this?

“We’ve joined the Garrick Club by mistake”

HAHAHAHAHA

Hearing the Conservatives have booked Co-op Live for their victory party tonight

Just took Keith’s 93yr Mum to vote, she’s registered dead. In a very loud voice she said, “Which box for more knife crime?” A cheer went up from waiting voters, Abu Hamza started doing the worm

I’m going to be doing a talk at Highgate Cemetery in November.

I’m quite excited about that.

FINALLY!!

Something’s not right.