See, all we had to do was kill OJ

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[sobbing] I’m finally free

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you'd probably do fine in the asylum where they raised me. I had all the Garfield books.

New Action Cookbook Newsletter!

I'm finally realizing (now that my kids are calling me out on it) that I need to clean up my language.

Today, I'm reviewing some of my most-beloved profanity, and what I might try to say instead.

(Link in bio.)

New Action Cookbook Newsletter!

I'm finally realizing (now that my kids are calling me out on it) that I need to clean up my language.

Today, I'm reviewing some of my most-beloved profanity, and what I might try to say instead.

(Link in bio.)

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Maria von Trapp had people so shook that her friends wrote a song about how difficult she was and then they sang it at her wedding. Taylor Swift could never

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New Action Cookbook Newsletter!

It's Friday, and as my city gears up for a two-week party, I want to hear what's best about where *you're* from.

That, plus a 'healthy salad', some great music, a fun book, and a drink I call The Dirty Malnati.

Join us!

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actioncookbook Eating fresh mangoes by the mangroves, watching how my man grows. You know what, I think Kacey Musgraves makes it there first