Eating Pussy

Taylor's a lid, pass it on. 🎤

“Bald and Dutch” has absolutely written me off there 😂😂😂

OOOOH HES MADE OF FUCKING QUAVERS,
SOMETIMES TAKES US TO VICTORY,
IF HES NOT RUNNING DOWN THE LEFT WING,
HES PLAYING CHAMPS ON EA SPORTS FC,

HES A LAD FROM PORTUGAL,
IS HE FIT? NO ONE KNOWS,

OOOOOH HIS NAME IS DIOGOOO 🎶

He’s been anonymous all season.

How are we?

I’ve spent the last two nights opening for this lad in London & Paris.

This one small change would've made The Matrix a very different film 🤣🕶️

Genuinely thought I was gonna get away with this

Real recognises real.

I’m telling you right now that Jose Mourinho’s Liverpool are going to be a right old piss boiling laugh. I personally can’t wait.

I can’t express the degree to which I don’t care.

Up. The. Reds. ⚽️🔴

Come on Endo lad, kick someone in the head

Regardless of what happens from here, this is just fantastic stuff

Oh just stop fucking moaning. Up The Reds. 🔴⚽️

Adam Rowe is the bollocks👏🏼 class in Cardiff tonight

Superb show tonight from Adam Rowe in Cardiff. Even dealt with a guy on his phone (which clearly annoyed him) with humour and great comic timing.

Really enjoyed Alfie Brown too. Will definitely be looking out for his future shows ❤️

Fantastic show again from Adam Rowe and Alfie Brown was phenomenal as support, definitely going to his tour show. Bring on Dan Nightingale and fiends next!