Perhaps controversially, I like the jackets. But the faded jeans and untucked shirts give them a very Dillon Panthers/Friday Night Lights vibe. Haaland as prime Tim Riggins.

If you love football, and not just trying to sound intellectual about football, you could stumble across a Sunday morning pub league game as you walk through the park and if it was 3-2 at 90+8 and finished 3-4 it would be immensely enjoyable to watch.

Cut it out, Martyn! I have never seen Villa finish above United in my life - it won’t be done and dusted until John McGinn is literally walking out at the Bernabeu with the champions league anthem playing in September 😂

Oof the hubris of the five minutes where we knew Haaland wasn’t playing has really hit hard #utv

Always liked West Ham #UTV

GB News logo is literally a non-standard union flag

This has proven to be fairly prescient but it still looks like a The Day Today sketch 😂

Lots of Villa fans upset about this but maybe Gary is leaving the game where we restricted them to one attack and beat them 1-0 out because technically they barely had it in our final third?

Counterpoint: as a Catholic I find wishing someone a happy Good Friday a completely normal and appropriate thing to do, and my Dad has done this for as long as I can remember. Stop hijacking people’s faith for your terminally dull BBC bashing.

Ivan Toney scored a penalty in a friendly though

Recently learned that 50% of all people (including *all age groups*) diagnosed with measles in this outbreak in Birmingham were diagnosed in our emergency department BWC NHS Trust - brilliant response from a team already under tremendous pressure #rcpch24 #apem

The major trust in the city I live and work in upscaled ICU capacity to 500% of normal operation for months. Meanwhile I sometimes couldn’t get toilet roll from any of the five Tescos in walking distance of our flat or buy more than one pack of paracetamol at a time, so 🤷‍♂️

Unless Ollie is listening intently to what Perry Groves is saying on talksport, he hasn’t been “told” that at all

One of these should have been decided much earlier than 24 hours before kick off… 🤦‍♂️

I guess “go report slowing retail sales of trainers in China and fail to convince the market that increasing North American revenue will ultimately offset that, go broke” is less catchy but bless that you think some nonsense over the currently sold out England shirt matters

As I said yesterday, this is indeed the real scandal! £119 for a child’s kit!

I think most normal people will be boycotting the shirt because it’s £119 for a kids size.

If you really cared about the impact on normal hard working people who want their kids to love England football you’d call that out instead of trotting out dull right wing talking points.