Sorry cant hang Friday. Gonna have a couple and like venmo transactions

employees should get 25-30 hungover days off a year and possibly even more if you really like getting drunk

Let’s face it. I’m gonna have a couple on Friday

I’m not one to complain about gas prices because I ain’t broke like that

You drink beer because it’s fun. I drink beer because it makes me stop shaking with excitement. We are not the same.

I think Morgan Wallen could run someone over with this car while over the legal limit and his fans would like him more

Just ordered the eclipse burger from Mr beast.

Ninja is here too and he has zyns for all of us.

Today is really shaping up 🤨👍

The pen is mightier than the sword. #QuoteOfTheDay

Khris Middleton (mouth trauma) will not return to tonight's game.

Need to use more looney toons ass numbers like Bajillion

A bajillion beers

Just got the call from the Guangdong tigers

Bosssshhhh

Let’s face it already. I might have a couple tonight

Such a historic vid

I want to go to America and date a beautiful blonde white woman like Ivanka Trump

Man I'm seriously addicted to #TempleRun #GameApp

No honey, I’m not gonna have a couple beers tonight. April fools!

Fuck man. I can’t believe George killed Lenny