One of the sacred places.

An insane beautiful talented parade of cool people helped make this happen over the last 60 years. Congrats to every one of them.

Sunrise at Stonehenge today (10th May) was at 5.23am, sunset is at 8.43pm ☀️

120-130°?!?

If you think it's hot in Central Texas, it is other-worldly right now in south Texas where the heat index is near 130°. That is unfathomable heat #txwx

5 inch hailstone Simon Brewer and I measured in Johnson City, TX at approximately 7:50 PM CDT. NWS Austin/San Antonio

Radar update: destructive thunderstorm continues just to the south of the county. Large hail up to baseballs possible in area circled. Move indoors if you are in the path of this storm. Continues to move mainly to the southeast

All snark aside... what word was he trying for? What did he THINK he was saying? I'm baffled.

HIKEEBA!

May rains bring June insurance claims.

'How to speak Republican.'

Just got off the phone with my lawyer re: the thing.

That's amusing to say and think about.

Had a weird thing just now with a stranger who wanted me to hype their short.

Advice: if you are asking favors from people you have zero connection to, maybe don't be a flaming penis.

Had a weird customer interaction today that definitely is going into the notes for a thing about the place.

Dunno if you guys have noticed this but people are weird.

And here’s one to blow your tiny mind….

Flannery O'Connor: “I suppose half of writing is overcoming the revulsion you feel when you sit down to it.” #writing

Buc-ee’s has zero chill