If you can hear THIS picture, we besties.

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Having tweeted that today it actually seems rather reasonable again. Maybe I might reinstall the app. 🤔 Still send me your other socials details though.

Hello. I barely check in on here anymore since it stopped being the blue bird site as every time I do it seems slightly worse. If anyone is on any of the other socials drop me your details and I’ll find you.
I’m on most as aisfornala.
Genuinely miss you all.

🔥WIN! Bunny Vs Monkey book eight, The Impossible Pig, is published in about six weeks time. But I have a bundle of advance copies here, so to be in with a chance of not only winning a SIGNED COPY, but getting to read it over a month before anyone else, just RT this tweet!

If you’re on a bus and there’s somebody watching and listening (out loud, not through headphones) some sort of Andrew Tate-esque incel mysoganistic rubbish, is it okay to smack them in the back of the head? Not asking for a friend.

I don’t mean to be unkind but is Edith Bowman Iggy Pop’s love child?

I can’t wait for this on October 27. Taylor Swift Taylor Nation
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#taylornation
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Here’s some books I’ve read and enjoyed recently. How about you? #BookLoversDay

Great at pumping (Rishi Sunak has been practicing in his bedroom), awful at head.

Oh my! armyoftoys new single is everything! youtu.be/h6LC2285zeQ

Hands up anybody going to Gunnersbury Park. #boygenius

Nigel Farage is the most establishment you can possibly be. He's a former city boy who was then a career politician and now presents a show on a channel where other presenters include literal Tory MPs. There is absolutely nothing antiestablishment about him. Pure elite.

Come find me?