OMG…2nd time meeting her parents, she’s 9 months pregnant. 🙈🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin

Wife: I saw your post in X today. 😤 I’m no Magician but I once made my 1st husband/significant other disappear. 🫥🙈🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin

Guns 🔫 and donuts 🍩. 🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin

…also if you pull the string, there’s a “Honey Do List”. 🙈🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin

What made her think this was a good idea 🤣🤣🤣 Biden voter? 🤡 👑🐝 #factassin

Good doggie 🐕🐾 When he sees me…he comes to attention‼️ 🙈 🤣🤣🤣 #factassin

Good day to my fellow patriots wherever you may be. ❌⭕️❌⭕️❌⭕️ “Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything.” — Plato 🎵🎼🎶 🥰💋👑🐝 #factassin

What NOT to say to your woman. 😬 You wouldn’t want to meet my younger sister…she’s cray cray and a libtard. 🤡🙄 👑🐝 #factassin

Little people are so darn cute‼️ 🤣🤣🤣 The director…cut. Did you finish? Little Person: yes Director: where Little person: right there 👑🐝 #factassin

Oops 😬 9 months later…it’s your fault‼️ You go get the baby. 🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin

Rodney…they’re not messing around‼️ 🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin

Watch out kid‼️ 😳 The lady kept dancing. 🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin

OMG…Barf‼️ 🤢🤮 #F JB #F *ckkillary

One stop shopping. 🙈 🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin

Duh 🙄 🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin

Little Debbie patiently waited for the dough to rise but when Doughboy did…she couldn’t get enough. 🙈🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin

Once in a lifetime opportunity to see this. 🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin

I approve this message. 🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin #MAGA

Well…isn’t that to break the wind? 💨🙈 😳🤣🤣🤣 👑🐝 #factassin