does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?

Love when someone says “IYKYK” and I don’t know. that’s one thing off my plate

Tonight on CBS!

It is time to dust off the cobwebs cause our ghost Alberta has a love interest coming to town. Watch #GhostsCBS tonight! It’s gonna be HILARIOUS!

It has been my dream to be in EBONY MAGAZINE since I was a kid. Thank you for interviewing me and making this dream come to fruition. 🥹🙏🏾

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My episode of Ghosts airs tomorrow, April 11th!

Alberta (played by the brilliant Danielle Pinnock) hits it off with a poltergeist (@LamorneMorris), who is attached to a new Woodstone Mansion guest (@ImGeoffreyOwens).

Watch on CBS and Paramount+!

Because Black and brown kids might get to eat too.

POV: Your FYNE grandparents from the 1920s 👵🏾👴🏾

This THURSDAY’s episode of #GhostsCBS is a must watch. Can’t wait to live-tweet with y’all. 👻

They done put the church music behind Dawn’s speech on Facebook yall and now I FEEL A DANCE IN MY SPIRIT! I’m about to run a LAP AGAIN🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Before you make dinner plans w/ someone, you should let them know your dietary restrictions upfront: fasting for Lent, Dry January, 75 Hard, keto, Ozempic, just got your stomach stapled, etc. so we can make an informed decision @ whether or not we want to deal with your shit.

Louis Gossett Jr. has died at 87 years old. He was the first Black performer to win the Oscar for best supporting actor thanks to 1982’s “An Officer and a Gentleman,” and he was also an Emmy winner for his role as Fiddler in 'Roots.' variety.com/2024/film/obit…

To be polite, I'm using the word 'please' in my emails this morning, but I don't mean it.

Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott responds to being called the city’s “DEI mayor”

“What they mean by DEI, in my opinion, is duly elected incumbent.”

Because he was in post.

Not you too, washing machine!

To all my DEIs in the place with style & grace...

This is really why I love being Black. We. Are. Funny.

Called him a DEI with a hard “i.”

my mom making me come say hi to somebody i “knew” as a baby

Surprise! SURPRISE! Alberta has a potential love interest coming to Woodstone Mansion. Stay tuned!!! #GhostsCBS 👻🥰

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