Very convenient of the Catholic Church to have confirmation but not unconfirmation 🤔

I have decided to stop pretending white claws are good

in a way we're all just ravioli

Watching the Alabama game and the waiter just asked “besides the game, is everything okay over here?”

When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.

my 29 year old boyfriend expressing his feelings

Me: hey can i watch--

The HBO max app: you can certainly try

Your honor what’s the move after this like what’s everyone getting into

“Nearly all of this increase is fentanyl contamination in some way. Heroin is contaminated. Cocaine is contaminated. Methamphetamine is contaminated.”

Legalization over Criminalization

not all who wonder are bread

law school is going well for me

“they’re finding tweets from last year joe”

March 2020. March 2021.

Instead of having to raise money to survive every catastrophe, I think we should have some kind of official body made up of people we choose that collects a set percentage of money from every American and then uses that money to give us aid during crises

Super Bowl 55 in under 30 seconds

I’ve caught Covid-19 more times than the Chiefs have caught TD passes

Four Wednesdays in January