Old Etonians are used to crapping on everyone else because of their outside toilets

Bad'uns #TorySewageParty
Good'uns DungBeetles

The Sunny Uplands of Brexit have become the Shitty Beaches of the UK

The Sunny Uplands of Brexit have become the Shitty Beaches of the UK

Bad'uns #TorySewageParty
Good'uns DungBeetles

#ADayOfAskingObviousQuestions Do climate change deniers have any children they care about?

“There is no fixing. There is only moving forward in the brokenness.” ― Erin Morgenstern, The Starless Sea #torychaos

Old Etonians are used to crapping on everyone else because of their outside toilets

These checks are a direct consequence of deregulation you stupid, stupid little man.

When we were members of the EU, they were not required.

There are no Brexit opportunities — as the ex-minister for Brexit opportunities who didn’t find any, you are best-placed to know this.

'David Cameron announces no change in Britain's arms sales to war crimes state Israel.'
I don't think the British public agrees with this.
💡I've got an idea, let's have a referendum.
Cameron is good at them

In 2010 we had the number 1 healthcare system in the world. Don’t blame NHS workers for people dying, you can blame the Tories for it.

'David Cameron announces no change in Britain's arms sales to war crimes state Israel.'
I don't think the British public agrees with this.
💡I've got an idea, let's have a referendum.
Cameron is good at them

Exactly no-one truly believes the Tories care about the NHS. Firstly, most of them don't use it and secondly it is the only truly socialist project left in our now avowedly Capitalist rump of a nation.
So it saddens and disgusts that Labour echoes their nonsense.

'Lunch Hour with Nigel Farage, Vomit Century Later'

Private healthcare in Britain is not complementary to the NHS but parasitical on it.

Would that be the young people who will be paying for your state pension while theirs disappears further out of reach, their public services turn to shite while you go private and they never have the security of a home, you ungrateful, rose tinted old fart?

They call it the 'politics of envy.' I call it making the rich pay their fair share

The Tory 'levelling-up' schemes are like when teenagers steal their parents' vodka and 'level-up' the bottle with water.

Exactly no-one truly believes the Tories care about the NHS. Firstly, most of them don't use it and secondly it is the only truly socialist project left in our now avowedly Capitalist rump of a nation.
So it saddens and disgusts that Labour echoes their nonsense.

They call it the 'politics of envy.' I call it making the rich pay their fair share