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Albert The Lamb

@albert_the_lamb

strongly wishing I was born a puppy

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calendar_today20-06-2016 21:01:40

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I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.

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Just told my manager I can’t come in next Saturday and he said he can’t talk about it rn because he’s watching Euphoria 🥲🥲🥲 wtf

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I wonder what runs through guys minds when they respond to the hinge prompt “together we could…” with “run the world”

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In honor of National Pizza Day, we must remember the singular most important pizza in cinema: the M&M encrusted apology pie Mia Thermopolis sends to her bff’s brother, Michael Moscovitz

In honor of National Pizza Day, we must remember the singular most important pizza in cinema: the M&M encrusted apology pie Mia Thermopolis sends to her bff’s brother, Michael Moscovitz
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Bro I want shanay to stay till the end. She’s absolutely unhinged and exactly what this ungodly show needs 😂😂😂

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Each season of the bachelor I wonder if they truly can find any more crazy white girls for these men to date … and you know what? They really really do

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