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Alex Bliss

@albertblimp

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During the 2020 BLM protests, a white protester loses his head trying to corral a group of fellow demonstrators. Alex Bliss directs “Close the Gap,” a satirical character study about a fragile mind in a tense moment. [Online Premiere]. nobudge.com/videos/close-t…

During the 2020 BLM protests, a white protester loses his head trying to corral a group of fellow demonstrators. Alex Bliss directs “Close the Gap,” a satirical character study about a fragile mind in a tense moment. [Online Premiere]. nobudge.com/videos/close-t…
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Not for me so much. But I can see how for some folks, this rings mighty true. I don't spend much time thinking about who I consider mother, personally. Gun to my head. Hm. I dunno like...Claire Denis? Haha.

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If we have mutuals and I follow you… .. … . . …and you don’t follow me back??

I’m going to kill you. Periodt.

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You know those little 5 second trailers before trailers that are like TRAILER STARTS NOW? I make those.

That’s me. That’s my job.

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How have you changed now vs pre-pandemic? I’ve changed my entire personality, penis size and face, political party, sex and class status

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If anyone needs me I’ll be selling bootleg DVDs of A Man Called Otto in the middle of the BQE for the next 10-35 hrs

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I’m taking a wellness break from socials for the next 45 minutes bc I took 2 Xanax and my heart rate is dangerously slow.

If you need call/text me: (911)-420-6969

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Idk who needs to hear this but…ur toilet is LITERALLY a FREE compost bin ♻️

So go ahead and fill ur shitter up to the brim w old soup, pastas, moldy kiwi, a big bone- whatever you want. You’re welcome 😇

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