wow OJ died. rest in peace, norm macdonald.

it's something of a struggle to juggle my main life aspiration (be cool and shut the fuck up) with my vocation ('writer')

we’re being robbed and they’re channeling your anger at immigrants and four trans girls who play volleyball in another state.

I guess i’m just choosing to look at it more like a 3 Body Opportunity :)

britney from fresno, noted british royal family authority on tiktok, quickly pivoting to her deep expertise in oncology

I had nothing to do with this, but DRUGSTORE JUNE was super funny and charming and reminded me of my favorite 90s indie comedies. also esther should be in every movie

RIP king

“that makes sense” - me having absolutely no idea what the fuck you’re talking about

I first met Coleman when I was 22, a college kid who introduced myself to her at a film festival in TN. not only was she warm and kind, she took an active interest in me and kept in touch over the years, even as she was getting sicker. she was a true artist and a lovely human 💔

700 million?! I mean shohei is a good ballplayer, but it’s not like he came up with the idea to rebrand HBO as “Max”

praying I become the unwitting but beloved mark in an elaborate prank series so I can continue working in hollywood

a lot of people in the discourse forget we’re able to hold space for multiple things at once. like I can wonder what happened to shelly miscavige while also being psyched that the McRib is back

Writers Guild of America West
I deeply appreciate all the love and thanks. It as with every dime.
But if you really want to thank someone for those meals, thank Bruce Helford and all the Drew Carey Show writers.
They helped make me rich enough to afford it,
No writers, no $. Simple as that

If you are feeling happy but also left behind because you don’t have a job to go back to right now (it will take a minute or two) go picket for SAG•AFTRA. They need us. It is JUST as important as going back to a job. I did it today and people were so appreciative. ❤️

unions forever

“Remember all of those times I couldn't help you parent because I was working on my screenplay for when the strike is over? I have 28 pages.”

at the baggage claim in the burlington vermont airport I found myself standing next to m. emmet walsh and said to him, “I love your movies.” he looked at me, slightly annoyed, and without missing a beat, replied “you should try reading books.”

blink and you’ll miss me asking Moshe Kasher one million questions about this year’s burning man

if you’re still in line to get one last Bob’s Big Boy meal on Drew Carey STAY IN LINE

“sorry, but we just can’t pay writers because we spent all our money doing unbelievably dumb shit like this”