They wanna see you doing good, just not better than them.

Who’s still using twitter 👀 been slacking on socials

Started my morning by spilling half my cold brew all over me and my car lol

Can everyone stop moving to Florida, we already have enough idiot drivers

Happy new year normie twitter, hope all your goals in 2022 come true🔥

My sister is having another boy let’s goooo

I wonder how many people are hearing faces for the first time today

Twitter will literally have nft integration with a collectibles tab soon like cmon.. Had to tweet this on the main. This is what adoption looks like. Slowly then all at once..

Since this tweet I’ve fucked up generational wealth over 5 times the opportunities in crypto are endless. Get educated

So I’m out to eat earlier and my food comes out and I’m like:
“fuck there’s this and this on it you kidding me”
Didn’t notice server was there as I said that she goes
“Maybe you should read the menu next time”
Bitch maybe you should listen when I say none of that shit on it

Longest streak with a unbroken glass screen protector: 2 days

Fuck it buying a chain today

Been max stressed lately