Alex von Tunzelmann (@alexvtunzelmann )

Alex von Tunzelmann

Bio Historian (Indian Summer, Red Heat, Blood & Sand, Reel History), screenwriter (Medici: Masters of Florence, Churchill). Be excellent to each other and party on.
Location London
Tweets 88,5K
Followers 34,3K
Following 5,5K
Account created 20-02-2010 14:42:53
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Twitter for iPad : This was me, and I want to make one thing clear to all the people that are commenting lies below this video. I did NOT spit in this officers face. I was wearing a face mask. He told me to get out of the street and then immediately threw me out of the way.…

Twitter for iPad : This does NOT apply in Scotland at this stage. I am acutely aware of how difficult the current restrictions are for those ‘shielding’ but we must find the safest way forward and do so in a considered way - that is why Scottish Government has committed to issuing new guidance ASAP.…

Twitter for iPad : This is so depressing. The sand dunes have become party venues, with inevitable consequences. And, no, the social distancing rules obviously aren’t being adhered to either.

Twitter for iPad : “There’s probably been 40,000 excess deaths that could have been avoided.”

Former Chief Scientific Advisor Sir David King says the government’s handling of the epidemic has been “disastrous”, adding it is “too early” to start lifting lockdown.

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Twitter for iPad : I am just IN LOVE with the fact that Crystal Method turned up to the #DragRace finale as a whole god damn PIÑATA

iPhone : 🎶Every man wants to be a macho man
To have the kind of body always in demand
Joggin in the mornings, go man go
Workouts in the health spa, muscles grow
You can best believe me
Hes a macho man 🎶

Twitter for iPad : Do not listen to this foul pretender, for I am the true heir of #LouisXVI, and I demand my due recompense from this dastardly rogue. Let all men know him for his black heart and shriveled, gnarled manhood. He shall rue the day he besmirched our cherished coat of arms.…

Twitter for iPad : KEY Figs from our Opinium poll in @Observer. Tory lead down over Lab from 26 pts in late March to 4pts now. Down 8pts in week. 2/3s don't believe C'ings. 81% say he broke rules. 52% of Tories say shld quit. 68% of public say he should go, 66% that PM shld fire C if not.

Twitter for iPad : I think Black Lives Matter is a great piece of political phrasemaking: it hits on something so basic and undeniable, that nobody can disagree or qualify it without announcing that they're a piece of shit

Twitter for iPad : do the good guys usually brag about their “vicious dogs and ominous weapons” i am an alien and do not know

iPhone : I agree w this. Lots of takes in recent days about the Government’s Machiavellian shenanigans give them too much credit. They didn’t know what to do early on, which led to a higher death rate; they don’t know what to do now because they can’t reopen like ohther countries.…

Twitter for iPad : “I was not watching pornography on Twitter. I was worried my penis didn’t work, so I had to give it a test run. I pressed the like button as I was concerned for my family’s welfare.

Reasonable people may disagree.”