Ringing the GP surgery at 8am to get an appointment

Lord Sugar is such a ridiculous name. Like please, invest in my business, King of Confectionary #TheApprentice

What I Eat In A Day As A Pigeon Living In London

Nobody will ever be as entertaining as Jen and her yellow raincoat #RaceAcrossTheWorld

Is it just me or is this series of #RaceAcrossTheWorld moving really quickly, like it’s on fast forward. I feel like I’m racing just watching it

Trying to write comedy whilst the world collapses

Packing for a holiday

Is there a word for the sheer all consuming rage that’s caused by the duvet sinking down the cover and leaving that saggy bit at the top

What my cat sees every time she wakes up from a nap

Baby Reindeer on Netflix is reaaaally good and restoring my hope that actually great series are still being commissioned

Sorry but I’m almost certain that if all world leaders were women we wouldn’t be in this fucking shitshow

Love opening Twitter and seeing WWIII trending

Did anyone ever take Hozier to church

Can we have another lockdown? No deadly disease, would just love a guilt free reason to not leave the house for a couple of months

Did somebody say…taxi? #RaceAcrossTheWorld

This Airbnb has a dog AND a cat

I don’t care if you’re at the airport, 6am is too early to be ordering a 250ml of Rioja

Why do we go on holiday? It’s too stressful. What coat should I take? What if I’m too cold? What if I’m too hot? Is 12 pairs of pants enough for a 4 day trip? Where’s the ruler so I can measure my rucksack? How do I use a ruler? Who invented the ruler? I’ve missed my flight

Decided to stop constantly saying sorry for everything I do and say. Sorry if that’s not ok

Every shot of Karen and Tim watching the candidates make decisions on #TheApprentice