“We have forgotten our public manners” - Patti LuPone, January 10, 2009

can't stop thinking about clubchalamet showing up to the baby shower and putting a curse on the child like maleficent

this is how we get james acaster on game changer

Welcome back Walter Mercado

Incredible headline theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/elo…

you’re never gonna believe this

I need to see Philomena Cunk interview Eric Adams

working my theater job in a fancy midtown office is so silly bc i roll up to work in a buffy t shirt and every man around me is dressed like greg succession

I have a coworker who keeps cans of pop in her desk drawer and drinks them room temp. Tepid diet Dr. Pepper. Every day. Haunting. Concerning. Perhaps indicative of criminal behavior.

me: what should i dooooo
nyt cooking: beany leeky greens with greeky rampy beans

Straight up looks like it’s from the instructions manual for Goldeneye N64

you guys can just wear things if you like them yknow

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

this is very funny to me for a lot of reasons, but primarily because the building mechanic in fallout 4 SUCKS ASS; what STRUCK you about this, the worst part of the game lmao

im obsessed with this WaPo exit poll graphic that uses both candidates’ heads as bar graphs

fake song so good they released it on spotify with kendall roy credited as an artist