True vulnerability is the walk from the car into the derm with no concealer

“Mom, do you think Im nice and have cool tricks?”

If youre ever eating olives for breakfast and think about bending down, dont do it because olives will get in your nose and youll feel weird all day.

Thanksgiving is the national day of trying to unclench while actively clenching

What’s the restaurant you’ve done the most public crying? Mine’s Cava. Solid 50% probability (based on historical data)

A new car isn’t really yours until you’ve dropped an irretrievable granola bar

The other day at Chick-fil-A I recognized their music was an instrumental version of an early 2000s Christian pop song. Which I only knew because my #OCD made me listen to Christian radio whenever I was in the car! 😂anyway if I had been at trivia, people would be impressed

4 yo is adamant tomorrow’s a school holiday. “Don’t worry, mom, I Googled it.” 😂

Whether you know it or not, being yourself inspires others to be themselves too.

Anyone else ever written a sentence in your journal so uncomfortable you have to follow it up with LOL? 😂

My love language is leaving you half the Kit-Kat

#ADHD is trying and failing to catch feathers floating in the air, while everyone else is holding a bird.

An amazing way to put it, Lora!

How many times do I need to learn the lesson not to eat sushi in my car until I *actually* learn the lesson not to eat sushi in my car?

Today I took off my sun glasses and audibly said “whoa” bc the trees are SO BEAUTIFUL

It crushes me how self-conscious my ADHD friends are. Rushed apologies for being 5 minutes late. Remorseful explanations for not replying for a couple of days. Constant sorrys for interrupting. We've been trained to see the things we struggle with as friendship dealbreakers.

Have literally never met someone whose past includes abuse, neglect or other trauma, who was 'pretending to be sick' or exaggerating their pain.

But I've met LOTS of 'em who were pretending to be well & exaggerating their functionality-- and who were f*cking exhausted by it.

everybody has a drawer in their home that contains both garbage and the most important documents a human can have