@alyssa_schoener I needed a reason to not eat so thank you!! 💀

@lmnopqrSKY @alyssa_schoener That’s why I just mute

@lmnopqrSKY Ne @alyssa_schoener How? It achieves the same thing.

@alyssa_schoener dora the explorer (the live action movie) i’m dead serious

Chopped Liver Mama @alyssa_schoener That feels justified

#family #fathersday
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@alyssa_schoener Ok good good very good

@alyssa_schoener Lol imagine if dudes had instagram

@alyssa_schoener there is no opinion less relevant than the ex's best friend

@alyssa_schoener I go on an Instagram purge every now and then. There are too many accounts/brands that are inactive and there are too many people I just don’t talk to anymore — people fall off; it shouldn’t be so personal but it is

when dealing with the male species I always stop and think “what would @alyssa_schoener do”

@alyssa_schoener that’s why I just mute people on Insta

purp @alyssa_schoener 3 sentences

@MusicKillsMonie @alyssa_schoener Nah we dont do that

Netflix & Dusse Bossyred ☘️ Barak @alyssa_schoener Trusting someone to be a loving partner is not a 'stupid mistake', awful take

What would Europe look like if WW1 never happened?

@Brovahkiin89 Unbiased Grave C A N D I C E Ethan Thompson @alyssa_schoener no way this guys just used XD unironically 💀

@alyssa_schoener Now I wonder if anyone stalks me

@alyssa_schoener AHAHA UR SO QUIRKY

@alyssa_schoener This sounds like the app from the movie the internship

@alyssa_schoener Or just unfollow then remove them as followers? It’s a fair deal

The Man. The Myth.
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Nickname can be changed.

@alyssa_schoener Sorry to know that i hope he will find someone else as soon as possible