Learn Midwestern 101:

“We’ll see” - not coming

“I’ll let you know” - not coming

“Hmm not sure yet” - very sure about not coming

“I’ll see if we can make it work” - it will not and not coming

“I’ll think about it” - nothing to think about and not coming

They were all fighting for their lives 😭

Fucking Irsay. What the fuck. It’s hard to keep loving this team when it’s just this same shit over and over.

MV 📻: “We should have just f****** pushed two laps in a row like I said.”

GP: “You are through, Max.”

MV: “I don’t give a f*** if I’m through in P10. It was s*** excecution.”

GP 📻: 'OK, and then when the track was 2s quicker for your final lap and you didn't have any energy

Did you dislike how how Ken was portrayed? Did it make you uncomfortable to see his identity tied solely to his perceived romantic interest and that he was only validated when seen through her gaze? You’re really close to realizing something big, sweetie. Keep going.

Remember when my brother was like “Hey big company, you know how you’re trying to evergreen your patent for a twenty year old multi-drug resistant TB drug! Well, if you do, me and my internet friends are going to make your life absolutely miserable!” and then two days later they

i need everyone to google “Ryan Gosling” or “Margot Robbie” right now

just do it — TRUST.

I’m in a weird second hand finds group on Facebook and this woman has the ACTUAL FALKOR FROM NEVER ENDING STORY IN HER GARAGE.

My big conclusion from hank's Cancer Journey so far is that people are kind, and they want to help each other, and that when we extend our capacity for empathy to include more people, we have a better shared world.

Please where can I sign up.

Here's a video of Fernando Alonso tending to his flowers to cleanse your timeline 🌸

(via fernandoalonso/TT)

Let’s goooooo TK

I was 3 years into being an attending physician when I found I was unhappy.

I told myself once I….

…Pay off my loans
…Buy a bigger house
…Get promoted

THAT is when I’ll be happy. Except I’d get there, and the happiness was fleeting.

This is called an Arrival Fallacy

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This Sunday, approximately 1 in every 1,000 people in America will be here.

This is how I found out (We LOVE YOU HANK) but I have some go to movie suggestions:
Real Genius
Rad
One Crazy Summer
Shag
The Contender

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

Hot weather is expected across inland NW California this weekend. When the body heats too rapidly to cool itself properly, body temperature rises and you or someone you care about may experience a heat-related illness. Know the symptoms of heat exposure. weather.gov/heat

As a parent I’m not worried that my 9 and 13 year olds are going to be “indoctrinated” with “wokeness” at school.
I’m not worried that they’re going to ‘feel guilty about their whiteness’ because they’re learning accurate history.
I’m not worried that they’re going to be

How media enables white supremacy.

First pic: The New York Times depicts an unarmed Black teen killed by law enforcement as “problematic & no Angel.”

Second Pic: NYT depicts a white woman who unapologetically stole $700M & harmed countless people as “a loving mother & a new beginning.”

Every athlete, every professional, every human should be taking notes from Giannis rn. I bet James Clear is knowingly nodding his head.