happy 4th bday to nat 😌🩷

the day Madam Julie Andrews goes is the day cease to exist.

A F’ING BUNDANCE✨✨

we were girls together

CAN’T WAIT TO MOVE INTO A SIMPLE APARTMENT WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND FALL ASLEEP AND WAKE UP NEXT TO THEM AND COOK DINNER WITH THEM AND HAVE RANDOM MIDNIGHT TRIPS AND STAY UP LATE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR WATCHING MOVIES AND BEING ABLE TO SHARE EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE WITH THEM

soon you will be sitting on top of the world… in bed.

I just looked up the poverty guidelines for the US in 2023 and I am HORRIFIED.

The average rent in the US for a one-bedroom apartment is $1,702 per month. That’s $16,825 per year. The poverty guideline for one person doesn’t even cover rent.

Don’t come at me with “get a…

round one: fight

POR TU MALDITO AMOOOOOOOOOOOOORR

the pink ugg slippers

ever since my sister crashed her car we spend more time together. she gets a ride, i get a free drink, and we both get sister time and talk shit🕺🏽

happy bisexual awareness week i am bisexual and i am aware

i told my sister in law i’m a satanist and she high fives me and said “i love you”

i feel like i look like a hoochie mama picking up my kids from school w the way all these moms are looking at me.

ur mom look like a brahman cow

a brewski beer at the mojo dojo casa house🕺🏽

this isn’t even my car

they played your favorite song last night

girl boss my way through the first cut🥲