@andnickotine
imp of the bog
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calendar_today09-05-2018 07:56:51
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1 week ago
this is what being retarded feels like
if you find a large wooden horse at your doorstep make sure to let it in
On All Fours
easily influenced and loved by all
Me: *escorting blindfolded date* ok take it off now😃 Her: OMG, can’t wait🤭*removes it*Oh. It’s the 8th circle of hell reserved—Me: —for those who’ve committed simple fraud! Couldn’t get a reservation at Lust so🤷♂️ Her:*eyeing me suspiciously*Your profile said you were 6’2
i just caught 127 fish but i’m staying humble about it
befriending my gangstalkers
i am the world’s most hated girl
chips and guac i’m drunkkkkkk
3 months ago
Most people are having easy and fun lives while you in particular can’t seem to figure it out
1 month ago
First words of my erotic fantasy novel entitled “The Rogue Who Loved Me”Act 1: The Merchant’s Hubris𝓐shes fell like rain
4 months ago
need a mighty steed and some top
7 months ago
still have all my notes from those watches…..
can the she/they djs pipe down i’m trying to get big
i’m a good boy on the track no cussing
reading the lego orchid instruction book on the tram and nodding my head emphatically whenever a new piece is introduced
today is a beautiful day to smell like roses and have severely damaged hair