I’m not going to lie I would kill to be in Augusta and having a $1.50 egg salad sandwich with a $2 iced tea.

Dune brain rot is awful, I be saying “my desert, my Arrakis, my dune” every time I get up from a chair

Me after eating popcorn:

Answer is always yes.

Them: “You seem confused.”

Me: “Do i look confused???”

Also me:

Not to sound dramatic but I’ll see y’all soon at the strip in Knoxville for the natty parade.

Hold on, I just need to mix the dressing in my salad.

Sure I might have lead poisoning from eating this in the 90s, but you best believe I turned heads when I brought it out of the lunch box.

Pre-flight flicks. 📷

Me before the end of the first half tonight because of a 9:20pm tip.

Film from a friend.

🍹🎞️✌🏻

I don’t care if there’s only a few minutes of darkness from the eclipse, who do I send part of my electric bill to when I have to turn on the lights.

How can you not love Dawn Staley.

Ok, it was a foul.

i’m gonna lose sleep over this and i didn’t even care who won

I guess New York City wanted shaken and not stirred.

Much like the earthquake I’m also a 4.8 in New York