you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Another bloodline has been secured

Yeah we’ll see

A really cool trick: if you sync playback of Tortured Poets Society with the first frame of Civil War you’ll still be listening to the album while a group of beleaguered theater employees ask you to leave.

house of the dragon was worth it just for this

Ten years ago I binged half a season of The Worst Idea of All Time to be caught up for the live finale and accidentally developed a New Zealand accent in the process.

To this day I still struggle to say the name Kevin James.

GOAT’d trilogy.

If she wanted to chill with other Jewish people she could have walked about 20 paces in any direction

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

I see the Zodiac of pop music has struck again, confounding fans and foes alike with dastardly riddles

Listening to Tortured Poets Society makes me feel like Nas in this clip

The Tortured Poets Department OG

I swear we’re one album away from Taylor Swift singing something like “a private jet is just a plane where you’re alone”

He’s retiring like Jay Z was retiring

vecchitto goku, but it's hard to because at this point, they both kinda need each other

Adding Cancelling but for products to my ridiculous phrasebook

A lot of people are saying JK Rowling is a holocaust denier. This is mostly likely because, according to the legal codes of sixteen countries and the EU, she is.

however shitty america might be at least we will always be able to call jk rowling a holocaust denier without her 6 year old tattle tale brain trying to sue us with the atrocious UK legal system

Chicago's beautiful Lakeshore Drive. Dense apartment complexes constructed for miles, almost right up to the waterfront. Relatively affordable. Long stretches of public beach, accessible by underpass.

RT to scare the California Coastal Commission.